New ‘Deadpool 2’ Trailer Gives David Beckham a Sincere Apology

On the off chance that you’ve visited a movie theater recently and found yourself watching Avengers: Infinity War at least six times, you may have accidentally noticed trailer for Deadpool 2 that plays prior to the film. That trailer is filled with useful tidbits, identifying the person who fills the role of the antagonist (his name is Cable), showing a montage of those who will assist Deadpool in his quest to save a kid from Cable (it’s mostly a guy named Peter), ending the debate over ‘what is the greatest superpower’ (it’s luck), and listing when the film hits theaters (on May 18).

That trailer, however, neglects to feature a heartfelt apology from Deadpool to David Beckham. You see, in the first Deadpool film, Ryan Reynolds (as Wade Wilson, aka Deadpool) may have made an off-hand comment about Beckham’s voice. He allegedly stated, “You ever heard David Beckham speak? It’s like he mouth-sexed a can of helium.”

This hurtful comment very nearly drove Beckham to madness, so clearly, the only way to mend the rift between Deadpool and Beckham was to craft an entire movie trailer around a carefully-worded apology. As you watch the (very funny) trailer below, let it serve as a powerful reminder to always consider the delicate feelings of very famous people when making jokes in superhero movies.

Christopher Aanerud: I graduated from the University of Georgia with an English degree. I enjoy watching movies and TV shows, playing video games, singing badly to pop songs in the car, eating delicious food, and drinking fine alcoholic beverages. I play basketball when my crippling knee and back pain allows, and I try to hit the gym on a regular basis. I have a son and a sugar glider, and when I'm not combing the internet for breaking news I am likely traveling or riding my Razor scooter.
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