Thank you so much for joining us for our live coverage of the Oscars here at mxdwn. We hope you’re just as excited as us to see it who prevails, who will be scored and who will be snubbed. The festivities start to get underway as the red carpet is rolled our and the stars receiving their coveted awards arrive and their guests.
4 pm PST/7 pm EST: The show begins!
4:25 pm PST/7:25 pm EST: Talk is already swirling about possible sweeps between heavy hitters Sinners and One Battle After Another
4:27 pm PST/7:27 pm EST: The outfits this year are dazzling as always, and looks like every A-lister has pulled all the stops to be the most glamorous tonight.
4:27 pm PST/7:27 pm EST: Look at those fits, the stars are rocking some drip tonight. Okay we’ll stop talking in teenager now.
4:35 pm PST/7:35 pm EST: Elle Fanning is nominated for her first time but attended as a guest last year. Up for best lead actress in Sentimental Value best if luck Fanning!
4:38 pm PST/7:38 pm EST: Ooooh, there’s a give away raffle for watch party invites for next year.
4:38 pm PST/7:38 pm EST: Chelsea Wheatly gives special thanks to the Tonga people, whose lands the Oscars are being hosted on. We are very proud to show our thanks as well here at mxdwn.
4:41 pm PST/7:41 pm EST: Wanger Moura is the first Brazilian up for best actor with SecretAgent, sharing his experiences on set, fingers crossed! Amy Madigan for best supporting actress is also here to give a shout out to her costars from Weapons!
4:46 pm PST/7:46 pm EST: Wooo! 14 more minutes until winners start being crowned! Hopefully a few from Sinners, we would like to make puns! Though we will continue to remain professional.
4:50 pm PST/7:50 pm EST: Wonder what local ads everyone is seeing in their corners of the world. This is like the fourth lobster ad here.
4:50 pm PST/7:50 pm EST: Nicole Kidman! Ms. AMC ‘We come to this place’ herself! She’s going to be in the upcoming Margos Got Money Troubles, we never finished that book we should.
4:51 pm PST/7:51 pm EST: The voices of Kpop Demon Hunters Huntrix are making gold puns and sporting the fabulous color themselves already. Best girls rooting for a win, go Huntrix!
4:55 pm PST/7:55 pm EST: Red carpet closed and our boy Conan back at it again with the hosting, we’re screaming in anticipation or not, allergies have taken our voice leaving us sounding eerily like Gollum after a 12 pack of cigarettes. Good thing we’re not on the carpet ourselves ha.
5:00 pm PST/8:00 pm EST: Conan begins the ceremony with a brilliant Weapond skit in full Aunt Gladys make up to Beastie Boys Sabotage with a gang if kids chasing him through the sets of Sentimental Value, Marty Supreme, Hamnet, One Battle After Another, and an animated Kpop Demon Hunters. There is also a full segment in maybe Norwegian? Before crashing the Sinners Juke Joint and tries to convince Michael B. Jordan to let him in with a song.
5:00 pm PST/8:00 pm EST:Oh my God the kids are real and chsding him on the stage.
5:01 pm PST/8:01 pm EST:That’s has got to be the best opening ever. The Opera and Ballet communities will avenge the Jazz fans, Conan also gave a special shout out to Ted Seranos for his first time in a theater. Also very polite reminder we have an alternative ‘non-political’ broadcast hosted by Kid Rock
5:07 pm PST/8:07 pm EST: The F1 shout out is very cleaver, very excited for sequel Caps Lock. SINNERS MENTION.
5:09 pm PST/8:09 pm EST: First Conan swear for the night.
5:10 pm PST/8:10 pm EST: Why do we have Best Casting?
5:12 pm PST/8:12 pm EST: Wait for applause for little sad. Amazon MGM didn’t receive any nominations this year from Academy, though they did just sweep the Razzies.
5:14 pm PST/8:14 pm EST: Sinner mentioned again. Michael B. Jordan to the power of 10. New Leonardo DeCaprio meme just dropped.
5:15 pm PST/8:15 pm EST: Very good Spanish Conan. A plus.
5:17 pm PST/8:17 pm EST: First Conan Oscar win what a historical moment.
5:18 pm PST/8:18 pm EST: First musical number of the night, we have no idea what is happening anymore.
5:19 pm PST/8:19 pm EST: Zoe Saldona presents the award for Best Actress in a supporting role, to the winner, Amy Madigan in Weapons! She’s doing a full Aunt Gladys right now, legend.
5:29 pm PST/8:29 pm EST: That interrupting YouTube ad skit was actually really funny.
5:32 pm PST/8:32 pm EST: Channing Tatum and Will Arnet are presenting the Best Animated Feature Film, to the winner, KPOP DEMON HUNTERS!!!! LETS GOOO! KPOP! KPOP! KPOP! Tatum and Arnet speak up on art being protected from AI before presenting the winner for Best Animated Short Film, to the winner, The Girl Cried Pearls, for a first Oscar win!
5:39 pm PST/8:39 pm EST: Absolutely incredible preformance of I Lied To You from the Sinners cast for the second musical number of the night!
5:48 pm PST/8:48 pm EST: Conan is on a roll tonight with the skits. Anne Hathaway and Dana Wintor present the awarad for Best Costume Design to Frankenstein. A hard earned win and well deserved congratulations on your first Oscar win!
5:52 pm PST/8:52 pm EST: Second swear of the night goes to Frankenstein as well.
5:54 pm PST/8:54 pm EST: The Oscar for Best Make Up goes to Frankenstein for its second win of the night!
5:55 pm PST/8:55 pm EST: Third swear of the night also goes to Frankenstein.
5:55 pm PST/9:55 pm EST: The first ever winner for Casting Achievement goes to, no I’m not naming five presentors in a row, they sure took their time with this one, Cassandra Kulukundis, as the very first! Congrats Kululundis!
6:00 pm PST/10:00 pm EST: Oh my God, that Burger King ad transition.
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